Our groundbreaking work in the struggle against anti-Sasquatchism in America continues. If you are just getting onboard with the equality battle of our generation, please review our manifesto, so you fully understand our mission.
This fight wonâ€™t be easy and it wonâ€™t be quick, but together we can win.
S.A.S. Action Alert: We are calling on you to boycott â€śPlanet of the Apesâ€ť. This shamefully anti-Sasquatchist film uses the thin veneer of a future where apes oppress humans to further the anti-Sasquatchist agenda.
Pending Sasquatch Assimilation Society boycotts include:
- The TV show, â€śFinding Bigfootâ€ť.
- All brands of soap and body wash.
- All shampoos.
- Cooked food.
- Night vision devices
- The film â€śHarry and the Hendersonsâ€ť.
What you can do to help:
- Drag road kill 3 yards off the blacktop.
- Report sightings directly to S.A.S. The media is too insensitive to handle them.