Finally, the Sasquatch Assimilation Society (S.A.S.) is seeing a positive turn of events in our struggle for Sasquatch equality. We persevered after a series of significant setbacks, and now Skitch is out on bail and living in a trailer on the edge of town. We are back on track with some (hopefully) positive press from the HELENA INDEPENDENT RECORD.Â Iâ€™m not going to bore you by writing about our tribulations when I can wow you with great video. If youâ€™re not up to speed on our assimilation efforts, you can catch up here:
So, the very accomplished and lovely Peggy Oâ€™Neill was kind enough to meet Skitch, S.A.S. host-mom Dana Holzer, and me for an interview. The highlights, those sections I found relevant, are included in the video below. My sense of Ms. Oâ€™Neill is that she is a bit of a bleeding heart softy.Â This should pay off in the profile she pens of Skitch, but made for a long half hour. Frankly, I felt criticized. Do I need sensitivity training or is it really that offensive to help a Sasquatch make a living by dressing him up in a pink tutu and teaching him to ride a mini-bike? Excuuuuse meâ€¦
Either way, I am heading into the Colorado boonies today to chase a couple bow hunters around with a camera while they chase elk around with sticks and strings so I won’t be around when all of this breaks. You can find the article here: HELENA INDEPENDENT RECORD.
Listen up, we need your help to watchdog this situation. Iâ€™m going to be in the mountains for a week and the lodge probably wonâ€™t have wifi, so Iâ€™m counting on my international army of Sasquatch and Yeti Sympathizers to hold Reporter Oâ€™Neill accountable for her report. Letâ€™s hope she does a good job of presenting Sktichâ€™s plight, but if not, â€śRelease the hounds!!!â€ť.
By the way, you can contribute to Skitchâ€™s legal defense fund directly through my Paypal account. Iâ€™ll probably send you a receipt. On the subject of donations, a special thanks to the pro-Sasquatch team at KENTON ROWE PHOTOGRAPHY for the contribution of cameras and video work for our continuing effort.