Welcome to the first installment of Fare Game, my new blog at petersenshunting.com. We’re going to explore every facet of American hunting, from how to handle a deer heart to how to handle an anti-hunter. (Hint: you sprinkle the deer heart with salt and stuff it with chutney; you sprinkle the anti-hunter with love and stuff him with information.)
Along the way, Iâ€™ll be dealing with the same kinds of wild places and wild ideas that have informed my books and magazine stories, but I get to do it without all the well-intentioned editors who keep me from saying things thatâ€™ll get me into trouble. Thereâ€™s even been talk of giving me my own log-in information, which means Iâ€™ll be able to post the occasional rum-fuelled rant over a satellite internet connection without having to ask anyoneâ€™s permission. But since Iâ€™m new at this, and theyâ€™re probably still watching me, Iâ€™m going to start with some safe and practical tips about how to save money when preparing wild game. Now, continue reading….act like you never read this part……
To amuse myself, I now and then calculate the true per-pound costs of game meat. The results can be rewarding or alarming, depending on the nature of the hunt. A whitetail arrowed on opening day eight miles from my house means inexpensive meat, maybe just a few dollars a pound. On the other hand, I figure that the meat from my most recent Alaskan Dallâ€™s sheep hunt came out to about $75 a pound once I factored in license fees, commercial airfare and a bush plane charter.
After absorbing that sort of sticker shock, I find myself looking for economical and thrifty tricks for handling wild game meat in my kitchen. Here are three favorites that a lot of guys overlook:
1. If youâ€™ve been eyeballing a fancy butchersâ€™ saw or electric band saw for butchering carcasses or making bone-in cuts, hold off on making that purchase. Iâ€™ve butchered scores of carcasses — reducing them to such cuts as t-bones, rib chops, and shanks for osso bucco — using nothing more than a standard 12-inch hack saw that can be found in about any garage. Mine outperforms butchersâ€™ saws because the finer teeth of a hack saw — I like the blades sporting 24 teeth per inch of blade; they cost about a dollar apiece — are less likely to grab the bone and shake it and more likely to cut it. And when Iâ€™m done, it fits in a dishwasher or sink for cleanup much more easily than a full-size butchersâ€™ saw. To make my case even more emphatically, Iâ€™d like to comment that I have a butchersâ€™ saw and a hack saw hanging side-by-side in my kitchen. Just seconds ago I used the hack saw to break down the shoulder of a blacktail deer. The butcherâ€™s saw remained untouched.
2. Just as you donâ€™t need a specific saw for cutting game bones, you donâ€™t need a specific cookbook for preparing game meat. Some of my best wild game recipes have come from adapting beef, lamb and even pork recipes from widely available mainstream cookbooks such as The Joy of Cooking, Silver Spoon, Steven Raichlenâ€™s wonderful — and seemingly omnipresent — series of books on grilling, and even books by the dapper British pretty boy Jamie Oliver — his thyme, lemon and pesto marinade for pork chops works on everything from mule deer to street pigeon. Of course, there are significant differences between the meats of wild North American animals and farm-raised imports such as cattle, but there are benefits to learning how to adjust recipes to accommodate these differences. Itâ€™s a simple fact that many more, and much better, brains have been applied to cooking beef than venison. Tap into their secrets and youâ€™ll become the best wild game chef that youâ€™ve ever met.
3. With bear oil bringing around $14 an ounce on the internet, itâ€™s the definition of thrifty to learn how to render your own bear oil from bear fat. When I butcher a bear, especially one thatâ€™s been feeding on berries, I retain the fat and cut it into 1-inch cubes. Then I simmer these cubes over very low heat. After a few hours, the cubes have turned into crispies that look like pork rinds, floating on a gorgeous pool of clear oil that is exceedingly tasty. The oil is solid when refrigerated and viscous like coconut oil at room temperature. I use it for deep frying, sautĂ©ing, and even as lard when baking pie crusts. It tastes better than conventional oils, and it leaves you feeling like a much bigger badass.