There’s not much you can say about bacon that hasn’t already been said a million times over. Quite simply, bacon is the epitome of manliness. It’s the sizzling, grease-saturated candy of meats. It’s a bitch slap to the senses.
But something this great can’t be relegated to a breakfast food alone. Bacon is expanding to places we never thought it could go.
Check out these eight bacon flavored products that can’t be ignored. As hunters, we must represent our meat-eating ancestry by embracing the bacon movement. Don’t fight it.
List your ideas for other bacon products in the comments.
How do you properly describe the pioneering awesomeness of this particular product? Meat and Sex. Man and woman. It's a symphony of manliness that would make Chuck Norris feel like a pussy.
According to the guys at J&D's Food, Bacon Lube is water-based, proudly Made in America and is the gold standard of meat flavored massage oils.
"What started as an April Fool's joke is now a REAL product thanks to the thousands of people that emailed, harassed and sent us highly explicit explanations of what they would do with this (thanks for that)," write the geniuses behind this product.
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