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Redneck Bachelor Party is a Blast

by Awesome Rednecks   |  September 23rd, 2013 0

For your redneck brother who is about to make the biggest mistake of his life is blessed enough to enter the sacred bonds of holy matrimony, there’s no better way to mourn his poor life choice celebrate this exciting new journey with the love of his life than to throw him a good old fashioned bachelor party. Before you get wild with liquor and women with loose morals, though, it’s important to offer some brotherly advice on adjusting to this new chapter in his life—and the best way to do that is to blow up his RV.

Yessir, his old bachelor pad ain’t fit to raise a family in, so lace that sucker with some TNT and enjoy the fireworks. From now on, brother, you’ll be raising rugrats in a double-wide. God give you strength bless you and your family.

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