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Redneck Mansion Is the Height of Redneck Luxury

by Dylan Polk   |  September 23rd, 2013 0

We rednecks will be first to admit those double-wides we call home ain’t exactly the Ritz. It’s a little cramped, the wood paneling is coming off and the tires are a little flat. It’s OK to admit every once in a while we dream of living it up like them fellas in that Gatsby movie. Big houses, fancy cars and wild parties are certainly up the redneck alley, but some of these fancy-pants mansions seem a little too uptight for our tastes. If only there was a mansion that truly reflected on our redneck culture.


Now that’s more like it. With this redneck mansion, you can have all the space and storage you’ve always wanted with the mobility of your trailer—or in this case, trailers. Best of all, if you get tired of the neighborhood and that lousy homeowners’ association—we still say it’s perfectly acceptable to skin a deer in our front yard—just get a few buddies to hitch up the trailers—or rooms—and move on to the next subdivision. Sure, this redneck mansion is an oldie, but it sure is a goodie, and it still gives us rednecks something to strive for in life.

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