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by Awesome Rednecks   |  December 26th, 2011 2

Awesome Redneck Moment of the Week: Dec. 19, 2011

Rollers are just so expensive. Natural Ice is just so cheap. Makes perfect sense to us. We bet she even had half of a 30-pack left to guzzle down before the wedding. She will be the most beautiful bride ever, her cousin is one lucky man.

  • Dhoovak

    Now, there is a perfect bride!

  • Pennsylvania Python

    Finally, a simple way to keep track of how many drinks you've had. It'd sure make it easier explaining to your pushy friend why you aren't sober enough to drive. Take two fingers, point at your beer-can bedazzled head, and say, "Dude, I'm obviously 4 rollers too deep to drive…"

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