PETA’s efforts to sway public opinion to “their” side of thinking over the years would be humorous if it wasn’t just so downright pathetic. Among some of their tactics are violent attacks, throwing of fake blood on innocent victims and the appearances of naked young women painted up like endangered cats and herded in cages. Nude protesters (the protesters were nude, not protesting nudity) have run through the streets to shine a spotlight on their opposition to the running of the bulls in Pamplona, Spain. Then of course is the famous, yet pointless “I’d Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur” ad campaign and another banned ad campaign where scantily clad women were getting hot and heavy with their…um…vegetables. The list of stupidity goes on and on, but hey, let’s face it, their over-the-top tactics go so far beyond the pale that they have probably won hunting, as well as the meat and fur industries, more supporters than they’ve turned away.
But for the over-achieving sportsman not content with that situation, here are eight ways to turn PETA’s efforts bassackwards and use their tactics against them.