PETA’s efforts to sway public opinion to “their” side of thinking over the years would be humorous if it wasn’t just so downright pathetic. Among some of their tactics are violent attacks, throwing of fake blood on innocent victims and the appearances of naked young women painted up like endangered cats and herded in cages. Nude protesters (the protesters were nude, not protesting nudity) have run through the streets to shine a spotlight on their opposition to the running of the bulls in Pamplona, Spain. Then of course is the famous, yet pointless “I’d Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur” ad campaign and another banned ad campaign where scantily clad women were getting hot and heavy with their…um…vegetables. The list of stupidity goes on and on, but hey, let’s face it, their over-the-top tactics go so far beyond the pale that they have probably won hunting, as well as the meat and fur industries, more supporters than they’ve turned away.
But for the over-achieving sportsman not content with that situation, here are eight ways to turn PETA’s efforts bassackwards and use their tactics against them.
- It’s fun times when a nude model shows up to paint her body and nether regions like the hide of a tiger and then crawl in a cage to protest zoos, circuses or anything else PETA decides it’s against that week. Go eyeball the hottie and after you’ve had your fill, start to work on her psychologically. We’re not talking yelling at her for her ignorance or why you disagree with her. Nope, that would be too easy. Instead, simply pick out her imperfections and begin discussing them with a buddy within earshot i.e., “yeah, that tiger make-up really makes her butt look big” or “Is her left breast hanging a little lower than her right?” It won’t take much to have most of those vain little beasts weeping in their cages and begging for a moo-moo with which to cover themselves up.