Itâ€™s been said thereâ€™s a sucker born every minute. If the annual revenue of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals is any indication, there are a lot of suckers out there.
The anti-hunting group raked in nearly $29 million last year, much of it from gullible teenagers and twentysomethings captivated by a variety of ridiculous public relations campaigns. Urging Ben & Jerryâ€™s Ice Cream to switch from cowâ€™s milk to human breast milk? Gross. How about comparing meat to the Holocaust? Creepy. PETA even undertook a campaign to rename fish â€śsea kittens.â€ť
Despite the head-scratching stupidity of many of the groupâ€™s publicity stunts, thereâ€™s no question others are highly effective at promoting their message.
Who wouldnâ€™t prefer to see a model naked than wearing fur? PETA even tried to buy air time during the 2009 Super Bowl, but the overtly sexual commercial, which featured scantily clad models fondling vegetables and licking pumpkins, was deemed too offensive by NBC. It was still viewed hundreds of thousands of times on YouTube and various other Internet sites.
Itâ€™s no secret sex sells, but PETA masterfully enlists the help of an endless parade of A-list celebrities who willingly strip, peddle, and pander to get the groupâ€™s message across.
The hunting community? Ted Nugent is our default spokesman, despite a number of less-controversial actors, athletes, and musicians who are known hunters. While PETAâ€™s campaigns are directed at everyone everywhere, pro-hunting groups pour their PR resources into various media outlets that reachâ€¦hunters. The hunting community is failing the public relations battle.
â€śWe definitely have some catching up to do,â€ť admits United States Sportsmenâ€™s Alliance Vice President of Marketing Doug Jeanneret. â€śMost hunters understand that we pay for the vast majority of conservation efforts, but I donâ€™t think the general public does. We need to be more aggressive about getting our message out to mainstream America.â€ť
Thereâ€™s no better example of the hunting communityâ€™s failure to win the PR battle than the recent â€ścontroversyâ€ť surrounding Melissa Bachman. The television host drew international scorn when she tweeted a photo of herself with a lion she killed in South Africa. Various news articles followed.
Some claimed lions are endangered and that regulated hunting is a threat to their population. Bachman was previously tossed from National Geographic TVâ€™s Ultimate Survival Alaska lineup after an on-line petition gathered thousands of signatures. The petition claimed she was a â€śheartless trophy hunter who has killed hundreds of animals without purpose.â€ť
The problem with countering the distortions and lies through a mainstream media campaign, says Rocky Mountain Elk Foundation President David Allen, is that those outlets are expensive. He agrees that hunters donâ€™t do a very good job of carrying our message to the general public, but he says hunters themselves are the best advocates for the sport.
â€śYouâ€™re talking millions of dollars to run an ad campaign on any of the major media outlets,â€ť he says. â€śI donâ€™t think any of the hunting conservation groups have that kind of money, but individual hunters can help set the record straight by talking to friends, neighbors, and coworkers.â€ť
Allen did say he would be open to some sort of coalition that would pool money from different groups to mount a public relations campaign, but heâ€™s not sure if itâ€™s even possible. The RMEF, along with organizations like Delta Waterfowl, Pheasants Forever, and the National Wild Turkey Federation are too busy focusing on their missions with limited resources.
Anti-hunting groups, on the other hand, spend a large portion of their money on attracting and retaining members, even if it means distorting their mission. PETA received two stars overall from Charity Navigator, which rates charity and advocacy groups, and just one star for its financial dealings.
The RMEF earned four stars, the highest ranking possible. For groups like PETA, however, itâ€™s all about publicity, not reputation.
â€śAll they have to do is pull some stupid stunt or come up with some highly offensive ad and the media is all over it,â€ť adds Jeanneret. â€śI suppose the hunting community could hire a bunch of models to stand in bikinis in downtown New York City with bows in their hands, but I donâ€™t think we should stoop to that level.â€ť
Maintaining a level of dignity still doesnâ€™t explain the void in positive messaging to mainstream America, though. A few celebrities do promote the conservation ethic, but when was the last time any of them defended their love of the outdoors and the value of hunting in a public forum beyond the hunting community?
That silence could be in part to the misguided yet vocal outrage from anti-hunters. One popular Facebook page titled â€śName & Shame All The Pro Hunt/Cruel Celebritiesâ€ť contains a lengthy list of stars who dare hunt, wear fur, or otherwise challenge the animal rights agenda.
Few celebrities are willing to risk public scorn over their hunting heritage. Nor are they willing to risk their careers. Liberalism runs deep in Hollywood, and liberals tend to chew up and spit out those who donâ€™t toe the party line.
The good news is that while PETA and other anti-hunting groups may be endearing impressionable college kids and lonely cat ladies, hunters are winning the long-term war. America supports hunting by an overwhelming majority. A recent survey conducted by natural resources research firm Responsive Management found that more than three-quarters of Americans supported hunting, with more than half strongly approving.
It was the highest level of support ever and a 4 percent increase over a 2011 survey. Even better, overall disapproval fell to its lowest level since Responsive Management started gauging public attitudes about hunting. Just 12 percent either moderately or strongly disapprove, down from 20 percent in 2011.
If thatâ€™s not heartwarming enough, consider this: PETAâ€™s revenue has declined from $34 million in 2010 to less than $30 million last year. Hunter ranks have gone up, too. According to the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Serviceâ€™s 2011 National Survey of Fishing, Hunting and Wildlife-Related Recreation, hunting participation increased 9 percent over the previous survey, conducted in 2006.
PETA may be winning the publicity battle, but hunters are clearly winning the war. We donâ€™t even have to take our clothes off.
Case in point, the lawsuit it filed in February 2012 against SeaWorld for the use of what PETA claims is "slave labor," i.e. killer whales. The legal team representing SeaWorld echoed the seemingly obvious sentiment most semi-conscious adults share: "Neither orcas nor any other animal were included in the 'We the people'... when the Constitution was adopted." You don't say. I don't have a law degree, but I could have come to that conclusion.
PETA always finds a way to outdo itself, though. It has launched campaigns against video game characters like Marioâ€”who so cruelly enjoys smashing turtles and wearing raccoon suitsâ€”and Pokemon, both part of the Nintendo family. As we so often remind our kids, a simple message to PETA should suffice: video games are not real. No actual raccoons were harmed in the making of Super Mario 3D Land.
In reality, PETA's policy is to use any method possible to grab people's attention, regardless of the consequences. Ironically, in trying to make people aware of animal cruelty, PETA objectifies women and treats them like a piece of meat tossed to the masses. In a world where women are gang raped and treated like a commodity millions of times a day around the world, it is unthinkably deplorable that PETA would turn women into disposable currency for their own agenda.
The result? A push for "Double D Dipple Nipple," the breast milk ice cream with double dipped gumdrops. No, we're not kidding. Much to everyone's surprise, Ben & Jerry's said no, nursing mothers said no, consumers said no and well, pretty much everybody said no. Let's all take a collective moment to shudder.
But it's not just that PETA relies on celebrities to make their caseâ€”we're talking about photos of naked celebs with a catch phrase like "I'd rather go naked than wear fur" to go with. Since research points out that erotic images send blood away from the thinking part of the brain to, uh, other regions, it's pretty likely a naked picture of Khloe Kardashian or Chad Ochocinco has got people thinking about anything but animal cruelty. If you take a look at the forums where these photos are discussed, this much is obvious.
First of all, making light of sexual or physical abuse committed against a woman is morally abhorrent. Treating a woman so rough sexually that she needs a neck brace and can barely walk is nowhere near a laughing matter. Furthermore, celebrating such an act as a benefit to going vegan does exactly the opposite of what PETA intendsâ€”it associates moral perversity with a vegan lifestyle, making you want to reject both vehemently.
This is stupidity at its heightâ€”pairing the thing you're trying to celebrate (veganism) with a morally outrageous act (sexual abuse) and wondering why people run from your organization like the plague.
What we're not for is the kind of protest PETA likes to launchâ€”an exhibition of naked, bloodied people laying on the ground in front of a stadium to protest bull fighting. Let's face facts: if the Europeans laugh, cringe or get their jollies as protesters line the sidewalks in Pamplona (not at all ungrateful for the free display of nudity), then the message is almost completely lost. I'm sure for them seeing the naked protesters is the cherry on top of their bull fighting sundae. Once again, the connection between a bunch of naked vegans dancing around in the streets and animal cruelty are ridiculously vague at best. If anything it makes their culture seem even more unappealing and psychotic.
We're not really sure what the point of "Veggie Love" was, especially since the most offended parties after its launch were vegans. They're the first group of people to complain about PETA associating pornographic lewdness, physical abuse and exploitation of the female body with the vegan message. So if your organization is hated by so many of the people it claims to support, is your method really working? Obviously not.
A 2008 video makes this point clear, as a KKK member shows up at a AKC meeting and is told he's in the wrong place. "No, you guys are all for pure blood lines, right? This is just the place for me." Nothing like comparing dog breeders with white supremacists who terrorized African-Americans and formed lynch mobs. It doesn't get much more stupid than that.
A German court banned the practice, calling it overly offensive and said it was not protected by free speech.
Not only is it stupid that PETA is willing to waste $9,000 on a drone to harass hunters in the field, it's also illegal. But just like uncle Joe, PETA has no problem suggesting harebrained initiatives that completely ignore the law. As in Michigan, nearly every state has laws like this:
"Hunters in Michigan have the right to enjoy their sport free from unreasonable and deliberate interference from those opposed to hunting as a legitimate use of public land and other natural resources. Michigan law prohibits individuals from obstructing or interfering with the lawful taking of animals."
Bring on the drones, we say. Hunters are an industrious lot, always looking for a good challenge. Just don't blame us when the "warning shot" from our front porch or treestand happens to knock down your pricey toy helicopter. The real question is, what type of shotshell load works best on drones? Let the debate begin.