Awesome Redneck Moment of the Week
Nothing says “trashy redneck” like the TV show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. With a cast of characters like Mama June, Sugar Bear, Pumpkin, Chicadee and Chubbs—all centered around Honey Boo Boo’s little miss pageant lifestyle—this show is truly cringe-worthy material.
That didn’t stop Mama June, however, from publicizing her latest stunt via People Magazine, a wedding ceremony replete with camo dresses, blaze orange vests for the men and Honey Boo Boo herself in a pink princess getup. If you suddenly feel sick to your stomach, you’re not alone.
Mama June told People she exchanged vows with Honey Boo Boo’s dad, Sugar Bear, though it’s unclear whether it was a vow renewal service or an official wedding. In epic redneck fashion, Mama June also said she met Sugar Bear in an online chat room 9 years ago.
Mama June told People, “We stayed true to our roots and made the focus on the family and my commitment to Sugar Bear.”
Of all the stereotypes associated with rednecks, Walmart and deer hunting probably top the list. The only thing more redneck would be, well, deer hunting in the Walmart parking lot.
Enter Arcangelo Bianco Jr., of Indiana, Pa., who spotted a 10-point passing through the Walmart parking lot while he was on his way to do some shopping. Thinking quickly, Bianco grabbed a handgun from his truck and chased the buck around the corner of the building, firing multiple rounds at the deer. He pursued the deer across a nearby highway, according to the Indiana Gazette, where he finished it off, loaded it into his truck and took it to a meat packing shop for processing.
Law enforcement officials got involved when concerned shoppers—busy with Thanksgiving shopping—called 911 to report a man running through the Walmart parking lot firing a weapon at a deer.
Unfortunately for Bianco, the whole thing was also recorded on video surveillance cameras posted outside of the building. Bianco faces charges for misdemeanor reckless endangerment and a handful of hunting violations. He stands accused of hunting without a license, but not for hunting out of season—he killed the buck last November during Pennsylvania whitetail season.
“Obviously we can’t have someone running through a Walmart parking lot shooting at a deer,” Jack Lucas, the wildlife officer investigating the case, told the Gazette. “It was the nicest buck I’ve seen in Indiana County in a couple of years.”
If you thought debonair looking fellows in fine clothes and tuxedos were above turning skeet shooting into the ultimate in redneck tomfoolery, you’d be wrong.
The gents in the video “How Real Men Shoot Skeet” took redneck manliness to a new level with human-sized clay pigeons, a tank and a good dose of manly exultation when the earth shakes and the clays shatter. Listen—if you can’t strap on a helmet and leave a few craters in the landscape while knocking down your targets, you’re missing out.
Taking a Weird Al-like spin on the recent Korean hit by Psy, “Gangnam Style,” a few Kansas farm boys filmed “Farmer Style,” a rap-umentary of life on the American plains.
That’s enough to make you famous in Kansas, where the Peterson brothers call home. Greg, Nathan and Kendal first got their start with “I’m Farming and I Grow It,” a parody of LMFAO’s “I’m Sexy and I Know It” released earlier this year. Their first YouTube hit garnered nearly 8 million views, while Farmer Style—now in its second week—is already at 7.7 million views.
Students at Kansas State in Manhattan, Kan., the two older Peterson brothers were recently honored at a K-State halftime show for their agricultural rap video. They apparently made the film over Thanksgiving break and released it shortly afterward.
“The last one we didn’t know it was going to go so big,” Nathan told KSN News. “[The halftime show] was a lot of fun, we’ve always been big K-State fans.”
With dancing farmhands and hay a-flyin’, “Farmer Style” is the ultimate redneck moment of the week.
There are times in the life of a redneck when you just can’t find the right way to tap into your inner competitor and at the same time utterly make a fool of yourself. So it would seem some people pour all their creative resources into doing just that, which brings us to our redneck moment of the week—pig calling at the state fair.
While the rest of the culture has things like American Idol and The Voice to showcase it’s talents (or to win a prized place in reject infamy), here in the redneck sphere we prefer things a little less, shall we say, tame. Carrie Underwood move over, Miss Piggy has the stage.
Awesome Redneck Moment of the Week: Aug. 5
Who are you kidding? You aren’t in nearly as good of shape as some of them Olympic athletes you see on TV. Why, most of us probably find it enough of a chore to walk from the couch to the ole’ tube whenever we lose the remote. But boy, we can really put on some kinda show when we want, especially when there’s a swimming hole involved — which in most cases is an umbrella term meaning any body of water, big or small.
So when we see that big ole’ mud puddle, it’s just second nature to strip down to our britches, grab our favorite girl and take a running dive in. Afterward, we’ll be honored with the gold medal while the radio in some feller’s truck plays “Dixie.”
Awesome Redneck Moment of the Week: July 16
Now we rednecks are a proud breed with simple tastes. We like our beer cold, chicken wings hot and our women even hotter. But now and then we like to live it up and feel like one of them Hollywood types with their fancy cars, designer clothes and indoor plumbing. After all, ain’t that the American dream?
Well, this fella right here is livin’ that dream. We’ve had our fair share of R&R, but to soak it up in a hot tub, firing off a few rounds while sippin’ on a cold one? Now THAT is the height of luxury.
Awesome Redneck Moment of the Week: July 2
A few of the fellas over at our sister magazine, Guns & Ammo, recently took a trip to Morristown, Minn., for the largest zombie shoot in the country, Outbreak Omega 5, hosted by DPMS Panther Arms. Killing zombies is certainly a different kind of hunting, and the participants up there had a heck of a time tac-ing out in the most creative ways we’ve seen.
But imagine their surprise when this beaut rolled up. This machine gun lawn mower, fitted with a couple ammo boxes and a Louisville Slugger, is a zombie-killing machine, and perfect for mowing down a few brain-munchers (get it?).
Awesome Redneck Moment of the Week: June 18
A trip to the amusement park can really be a pain in the you-know-what. Oh sure, the rides are fine and dandy, assuming you haven’t already filled up on hot dogs and draft beer at the concession stand, but between the long lines and reee-diculous prices, most of us would rather spend our time at home — and if you have the right equipment, you’ll find you can have just as much fun without your kids bothering you all day and night.
So fire up the excavator and tell the kids to hold on tight. When we’re done here, son, we’ll strap you into a tractor wheel and send you down the hill. You won’t have this much fun at Disneyworld, I’ll tell ya that.
Awesome Redneck Moment of the Week: June 11
Comedian and celebrated redneck expert Jeff Foxworthy has a bit in his routine where he lists off a list of words and phrases often used by rednecks; words like, “wigeon: ‘I got Budweiser and Coors. Wigeon you want?’” A classic bit, sure, but there are plenty of other mannerisms that can only be expressed visually. Based on the popular YouTube videos titled “Sh*t [insert group] Say/Don’t Say,” a group of guys came up with the long-awaited “Sh*t Redneck Guys Say,” and boy I tell you what, it’s funnier than a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest.
Awesome Redneck Moment of the Week: May 14
Whether or not you’re for hunters using ARs in the field, no one can pass on the chance to shoot at good-looking semi-auto when the opportunity arrives — if you have time, that is. These days, we’re just so bogged down with chores around the house that it’s hard to get out and do some shooting. Well, if you pick up the assault (nail) rifle found by the folks over at There, I Fixed It, you can knock out home improvement and get a little target practice in the process.
Awesome Redneck Moment of the Week: April 9, 2012
Well, it looks like it’s time to party, Redneck style.
Awesome Redneck Moment of the Week: April 2, 2012
Let’s be honest: We all love working on our trucks as much as the next guy, but what with having to break a $10 bill for quarters just to clean off your pickup, going to the car wash is a pain in the blessed assessment. You could also try washing it yourself, but who wants to spend all that money on buckets, soap, shammies and rags?
Well, if you’ve got a good sized waterin’ hole nearby, just Bo Duke that puppy into the pond and be done with it. Insurance premiums may skyrocket, sure, but that’s a small price to pay to knock out your chores like a real redneck stuntman.
With the much-awaited opening of The Hunger Games in theaters, a movie in which the main character is a teenaged girl who hunts with a bow to provide for her family and ultimately to save her life, debate has raged on the blogosphere over whether the movie glorifies hunting or reflects the overall brutality of the futuristic society it portrays. In the movie, as it does in the book, hunting is portrayed as an admirable skill that promotes self-reliance, courage and respect for life — attributes many of today’s hunters will readily recognize in their own sporting lives. In fact, Katniss, the main character, exhibits more compassion and a reluctance to kill her fellow human than the city-dwelling Capitol residents who watch the games for fun.
The Hunger Games has garnered some positive press, particularly for women hunters, but may remain an oddity in that respect coming from Hollywood, for there remains abundant examples of movies and television programs that exhibit everything from total ignorance about hunting to a pointed effort to ridicule the tradition as being participated in by brutish louts bent on the destruction of every living thing in the forest. Here are some of the worst offenders.
The Bambi Hunter
The scene in Bambi where the hunter (a.k.a. man) shoots the little deer’s mother set the stage for all future hunter-bashing. It is admittedly a touching scene since Bambi and his woodland pals all seem so darn lovable and smart and human-like, what with them talking, ice skating and falling in love in the spring and all -- never mind that most deer lovin’ takes place in the fall. Had the movie tried to even remotely represent what deer “love” is really like during the rut, Bambi would have been seen as a callous, womanizing buck, beating up the other bucks and then ditching his girl Faline to chase down and have his way with every willing floozy doe in the forest. Had it been portrayed more realistically, feminists would be screaming for Bambi’s rack. Heck, even Gloria Steinem would’ve snatched the rifle from “man’s” hands and smoked Bambi herself.
Instead, the hunter who killed Bambi’s mother (who in real life would’ve coldly run him off soon anyway so she could get busy with other bucks) is ranked as one of the top 25 villains in movie history right along with Gordon Gekko, Hannibal Lecter, Nurse Ratched and the shark from Jaws. Former Beatle Paul McCartney says the movie is what turned him into an animal rights activist. The theme continues in other Disney animated blockbusters such as Beauty and the Beast, where the hunter, Gaston, is portrayed as a chauvinistic villain intent on killing the Beast.
The Shaw Hunter
Running with the whole Disney-inspired hunter-as-villain theme, Open Season is a more modern animated flick about a naïve, wimpy grizzly bear raised in captivity who befriends a deer and finds himself loose in the woods just as hunting season is about to open. Shaw, the brutish, unshaven, mulleted redneck complete with a flannel shirt, Blaze vest and smog-belching truck, is set on killing anything that moves in the woods. He’s even so reckless and bent on shooting game that he’s prepared to begin shooting up the town when the deer escapes from his hood. The movie begins by him running a deer down on the highway and then strapping it to his hood. And of course, hunting season means everything is in season -- a time when man basically wages outright war on nature -- since the actual complexity of individual species seasons with bag limits and management objectives is too complex a concept for the average Hollywood producer. It’s admittedly just not as much fun either.
The Dale Hunter
One of the admittedly most hilarious episodes of King of the Hill centers around Hank, Dale and the rest of the fathers taking their kids on their first deer hunt as a rite of passage to “become a man.” One daughter quips that she’s even “leaving a girl and coming back a man.” To be fair, there are actually some humorously touching scenes as Hank, who fails to get a hunting permit before they are all sold out (wouldn’t happen in Texas) can’t initially take his son, Bobby. Upon witnessing all of the other kids coming home and showing off their bucks on the hoods of cars and trucks after opening day, Bobby cries, “Everything looks so Christmassy. Now I know how all the Jewish kids feel.” Meanwhile, the beer-chugging, conspiracy-minded exterminator Dale fulfills the obligatory redneck role of ignorant hunter. Even though he has hunted his whole life, he tells his friends that to get rid of suburban deer, you have to find the “queen deer and take her out.” Then, out in the woods, he tries using former Soviet radios to lead a military-style operation against the local deer herd.
The South Park Hunter
One of the most famous episodes of South Park -- which has made fun of and ultimately offended every group of people at one point or another -- features Stan’s Uncle Jimbo taking the boys hunting. Here, the hunter is portrayed as an ultra-conservative, I’ll-do-what-I-please man. To circumvent anti-hunting laws passed by “the Democrats,” Uncle Jimbo tells the boys they must yell, “It’s coming right for us,” before shooting anything in order to make every hunting situation a matter of self-defense -- even with deer and rabbits. Of course, most of the hunters are outfitted with tactical weapons, ironically more the norm now than it was when the episode first aired in 1997. Naturally, the producers couldn’t resist portraying hunters bent on killing everything to the point of waste with Uncle Jimbo starting the hunt by killing a “last-of-its-kind" Rocky Mountain black bear, and then using a rocket-launched grenade to blow a doe to bits. It made for funny, if not offensive to some and totally misleading to the ignorant, television.
The Regretful Hunter
Clint Eastwood has played some of the most badass characters in movie history, but in his real life, particularly his more recent years, he’s shown more of his liberal leanings and soft-hearted views. One of these was in the movie White Hunter Black Heart, where Eastwood plays a John Huston-like director in Africa to film a movie during the Golden Age of Hollywood. While there, Eastwood becomes bent on killing an elephant during safari -- to the point that the movie production suffers and he argues with one of his assistants, who is appalled by hunting. Here the movie turns down another Hollywood convention: the hunter who becomes enlightened and decides hunting is wrong. The message: If everybody evolved to the highly academic views of the Hollywood elite, we would all refute hunting as barbaric and just buy our steak tartare and braised pork at the store like them. Yeah right -- that makes a huge difference. It should come as no surprise the movie cost $24 million to make and only grossed $2 million. Even the Hollywood crowd wasn’t buying into it.
The Most Dangerous Game Hunter
The Most Dangerous Game, a short story written in 1924 and made into a movie that has been remade under various titles and story lines, is the attempt by Hollywood to put the hunter in the position of the hunted. The story centers on a rich guy, a hunter, winding up on a private island where an even richer guy, also a hunter, is so bored with hunting dumb animals that he hunts humans. The original story is actually pretty exciting, but over the years, Hollywood has mucked it up by using it as a tool to try to make hunters empathize with animals, unwilling to accept the basic differences and management ramifications between man and beast, as well as the honest compassion many hunters bring with them to the hunt.
The Deer Hunter Hunter
Despite its name, The Deer Hunter is more about the effects of 'Nam on the lives of soldier friends in a small Pennsylvania town than a hunting flick, but it’s such a classic, virtually everybody has seen it. The movie truly is a great one, with some of the most riveting scenes ever captured on film. Who can forget the Russian roulette scene in the Vietnamese prison camp? But when it came to the hunting scenes, it’s like, what the hell? I mean, how do you create such lifelike scenes of wartime horror halfway around the world and then just check out any sense of realism in how hunting takes place right here in the U.S.?
First, the hunting scenes are depicted as they are in too many B-movies, with the hunters sprinting after deer just haphazardly throwing shots at them and then dashing after them to shoot again. Have you ever tried to run after a whitetail to get a second shot, and up and over a mountain to boot? Not gonna happen. The movie is set in Pennsylvania, but the hunting scenes are clearly not eastern mountains and were in fact shot in Washington. And the weirdest of all: These guys would be hunting whitetail deer in Pennsylvania, but most of the deer look like red stags running around. One was the same animal later used in the Hartford commercials. What did some prop guy do? “Um, I need a whitetail, but anything with antlers will do.” He should be slapped. For anyone who appreciates realism in their filmography, the hunting scenes are a discredit to this otherwise epic movie.
The Deliverance Hunter
Who doesn’t know what “squeal like a pig” suggests? Deliverance, a movie about a group of dudes escaping to the deep wilderness to hunt only to be abducted and raped at gunpoint by some toothless, unbathed mountain weirdos, probably did more than 30 years of animal rights efforts to make some guys say, “Hell with that, I’m never going in the woods again!” At the same time, to those “unwashed” in the traditions of hunting, those backwoods cretins came to symbolize the backwoods hunter. In nearly 40 years of hunting, I’ve met some strange folks, some who hunt and many who don’t, but I’ve never come across the likes of those guys, and I pray to God I never do. Nor can I look at Ned Beatty the same way -- ever.
In Bear, Big Game, Featured, Hunting Lists, Poaching, Redneck Moments, Whitetail • Tagged movies, stereotypes, televisionAwesome Redneck Moment of the Week: March 12, 2012
We love our grannies for all the love and cookies they give us, and we especially love when our grannies get a little snippy. Granny loves her family, but boy howdy, does she hate those morons who try quickdraw her for her change purse. Granny doesn’t mess around, you know, and when she pulls that MP40 out of her bag, you better head for the hills, son — and you better cover your toodles on the way there.
We know this is an old video, but we just couldn’t help but share a classic.
Awesome Redneck Moment of the Week: March 5, 2012
Imagine for a second you’re a squirrel. There you are, running around with a bunch of nuts in your mouth, when you wander onto someone’s porch. Next thing you know, you’re flying majestically across the backyard! You’re not sure how it happened, but luckily, some good ole’ boys inside got the whole thing on video.
You’re never going to live this one down, Mr. Squirrel; better just scamper back to your tree, crack open a PBR and get ready for a long, cold winter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oly2S2NhF6c
Awesome Redneck Moment of the Week: Feb. 20, 2012
Ah, the winnebago. Perfect for when you want to hit the road, but still don’t want to leave the home. Well, if your home is a van down by the river, what’s stopping you from converting that old beater into something vaguely resembling an RV? The good folks over at There I Fixed It were quick to point out the message on the back — looks like no one’s safe from a down economy.
All year, we spend time preparing for deer season, turkey season, really any hunting season — but what about wedding season?
Some hunting folks take that one seriously, too. Because who doesn’t dream of the perfect camo-inspired wedding celebration? We’ve all been fascinated by My Big Redneck Wedding on TV. Well, now you can recreate your own redneck nuptials.
From finding the perfect mossy oak dress to pairing bright orange tuxedo vests with hunting boots, here are some photos that just might inspire your own down-home “I Do.”
Awesome Redneck Moment of the Week: Jan. 9, 2012
These days, it’s pretty expensive to drive up to one of them fancy-schmancy waterparks with their huge slides and equally huge pee-to-water ratio. Why fork over all that cash when you can have just as much fun in your own backyard?
Well, if that’s the route you’re willing to take, just do at least one smart thing:
werewear a helmet.Awesome Redneck Moment of the Week: Jan. 2, 2012
The first Redneck moment of the new year had to be great. It had to be extra rednecky. It had to be over the top. May we present to you the first and only redneck pimp in existence. He’s got a gas tank between his legs and a fine country lady at his back. God Bless America.
Awesome Redneck Moment of the Week: Dec. 19, 2011
Rollers are just so expensive. Natural Ice is just so cheap. Makes perfect sense to us. We bet she even had half of a 30-pack left to guzzle down before the wedding. She will be the most beautiful bride ever, her cousin is one lucky man.
Awesome Redneck Moment of the Week: Dec. 5, 2011
You have a pet possum. You feel like you need to share that fact with the world. Why not include said pet in the family portrait? Seems logical to us…in a very awesomely redneck way.
Since first appearing in 1893 as a derogatory term to describe less educated, rural, lower-class Southern whites, the word “redneck” continues to serve as a slanderous putdown by some, and worn as a badge of country pride and honor by others. From Jeff Foxworthy’s famed “You might be a redneck” lines to Charlie Daniels singing about the world needing “a few more rednecks,” the prideful declaration that one is a redneck has expanded far beyond the South to describe folks of rural nature and proclivities across all of America.But still, whether you consider yourself a redneck, hillbilly, good ole’ boy, country girl or whatnot, there remains a number of terms used — particularly in conjunction with hunting or while in camp — that, well, probably quite simply just should not be. But then, who better than the hunters of America to make that decision? Here then are 13 hunting slang terms that we think are best left at the gate to the trailer park when you head for the woods.
×"Asti"
Example: “Man, it’s hotter en seven hails out there. Think I’ll have a col’ glass of dat sweet asti.”
Not a refined, urbane alternative to the drinking of champagne as in “asti spumante,” but rather the regional drink of the South made from brewed tea leaves, served over ice and available in every household, diner and hunt camp from Virginia to Texas. Oh, and if you buy it anywhere from Virginia to Texas, you can bet its default preparation will include half a bag of sugar. Go in the wrong place and ask for asti and you’re going to get carded.
"Blowed Up"
Example: “Man, that longbeard come in there to Mike’s decoy all blowed up. He looked just like one of dem turkeys at Thanksgivin’ time.”
Term to describe the condition of a wild turkey gobbler in full strut.
"Co-Cola"
Example: “Hey Neal, pass me a Co-Cola to chase down dis Jim Beam.”
In the South, virtually every soft drink except Mountain Dew or Sun Drop is called a Coke or, by some throwback redneck purists, a “Co-Cola.” Also, not to be confused with the once popular R-uh-C (R.C. as it was trademarked) cola, which for some reason served as the perfect accompaniment to Moon Pies -- the latter still available at Cracker Barrel.
"Dandy"
Example: “Oh boy, dat’s a real dandy buck dere ay.”
The South doesn’t hold the monopoly on odd terms and phrases, and one that grates on virtually everyone NOT from the far upper Midwest -- where it is apparently a fairly common phrase -- is the word “dandy” to describe a deer someone has shot or anything else of particular value for that matter. In some circles, a “dandy” is a guy who really tries hard to be fashionable and elegant at the expense of his manhood, a.k.a. “metrosexual.” If you’re in hunt camp, you really don’t want to be around either one, and you darn sure don’t want a buck that way!
"Doggin'"
Example: "Can you believe they don't let them hunters up north go deer doggin'? That don't make no sense."
Sounds like a term used to describe someone following closely behind someone or, depending on the audience, even a slang sexual term, but across pockets of the South where the longtime tradition of hunting whitetails with hounds still prevails, “deer doggin'” for many hunters remains a way of life. Can also be used to describe bear or hog hunters who use hounds as well.
"Fixin'"
Example: “I’m fixin’ to put another strap on that ladder stand so it doesn’t move so much,” or, “I’m fixin’ to put the smackdown on that buck that’s been comin’ to that food plot every evenin’.”
A transitive verb used by many rednecks to announce that they’re getting ready to perform some activity, yet have not begun the process of actually doing it. It is sort of like saying you are “getting ready to get ready.”
You can bet, when the word “fixin’” is used, nothing is actually being fixed.
"Gun awl"
Example: “Hey Clem, pass me some a dat gun awl. Dey’s some sticks and mud in my barrel I needs to clean out.”
A clear, viscous liquid used to lubricate a rifle or shotgun so that it continues to perform as designed when the user pulls the trigger. Not to be confused with an actual “awl,” which if used on a firearm would scratch the mess out of it.
"Hail"
Example: “Oh, hail yeah, that is one nice buck,” or, “We shot the hail out of them ducks as they dropped into the decoys.”
The place where Satan rules and the soul of Gen. Sherman burns in perpetuity. Used as a frequent exclamation in almost any conversation.
"Hawg"
Example: “That longbeard was a real hawg,” or, "Did you see that buck? What a hawg.”
Term used to describe a member of any species that is exceptionally large and trophy-worthy to a hunter.
"Honey hole"
Example: I'm fixin' to head down to that there honey hole I got down by the creek. I done seen four bucks there last week."
A sweet, secret spot that a hunter is keeping all to himself because it produces quality or numerous game; also a vulgar term describing the holy grail of a female that ALL heterosexual men seek. Not clear? Jump into a time machine and travel back to the 1980s to listen to Sheena Easton’s song “Sugar Walls,” or just check it out on iTunes.
"Shinin'"
Example: “My cousin can’t hunt for the next three years cuz he got caught shinin’ down on the dirt road.”
Not something you do to your shoes or boots. An illegal activity performed by poachers that involves the use of shining a spotlight across a field and shooting deer.
"Skeeter"
Example: "Boy I tell you what, these doggone skeeters are eatin' me alive out here."
Shortened term for the large, buzzing, blood sucking insects that ruin an otherwise good hunt in warmer weather. Also a common name among males in some pockets of the South. Skeeter, Tater, Bubba, etc., all should be banned as names. No offense to those folks proudly wearing the monikers as we speak, but I’m assuming you didn’t exactly get to choose your nickname. At least I’m hoping not.
"Whistlin' Bill"
Example: “I didn’t even realize I’d wandered off the property til that farmer fired a Whistlin’ Bill over my head to scare me off.”
Another name for a shotgun slug, a.k.a. a “punkin’ ball.” With today’s high-tech slug ammo, it’s probably inaccurate to refer to either in their old poor flight, big smack performance terms.
In Featured, Hunting Lists, Redneck Moments, Uncategorized • Tagged Doug Howlett, hunting slang, slangAwesome Redneck Moment of the Week: Nov. 7, 2011
“Wild Child” Benny Smalls ain’t scared of nothin’. That includes heights, fire, sharp objects, falling concrete, concussions, lots of blood and short-term memory loss.
Still, something leads us to believe he didn’t really think this one through.
Redneck Moment of the Week: Oct. 31, 2011
Talk about your motor homes.
OK, it’s not as big and fancy as some of those behemoth RVs, but you can be sure that when this baby hits 30 mph, you’re gonna see some serious horsepower. WARNING: Brakes not included.
Awesome Redneck Moment of the Week: Oct. 24, 2011
We couldn’t figure out what was more painful: kissing the concrete or the humiliation of letting every internet basement dweller in on how you nearly ripped your ear off. Let the empty bottles nearby serve as a stark reminder that moonshine is not a performance enhancing drug.
That jump may look easy at first, but Matt Hoffman you ain’t. This is redneck gold for sure.
Awesome Redneck Moment of the Week: Oct. 17, 2011
We won’t say the Screamin’ Beaver Tube Slide isn’t a good time; for all we know, folks have as much fun as the cracked-out beaver on this billboard.
We just wish they would have come up with a better name, now that our Google searches have raised a few eyebrows in the IT department. This little Montana gem certainly deserves a redneck tip o’ the cap.
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