Awesome Redneck Moment of the Week: June 18
A trip to the amusement park can really be a pain in the you-know-what. Oh sure, the rides are fine and dandy, assuming you haven’t already filled up on hot dogs and draft beer at the concession stand, but between the long lines and reee-diculous prices, most of us would rather spend our time at home — and if you have the right equipment, you’ll find you can have just as much fun without your kids bothering you all day and night.
So fire up the excavator and tell the kids to hold on tight. When we’re done here, son, we’ll strap you into a tractor wheel and send you down the hill. You won’t have this much fun at Disneyworld, I’ll tell ya that.