Swan Dive at the Redneck Olympics
August 08, 2012
Awesome Redneck Moment of the Week: Aug. 5
Who are you kidding? You aren't in nearly as good of shape as some of them Olympic athletes you see on TV. Why, most of us probably find it enough of a chore to walk from the couch to the ole' tube whenever we lose the remote. But boy, we can really put on some kinda show when we want, especially when there's a swimming hole involved -- which in most cases is an umbrella term meaning any body of water, big or small.
So when we see that big ole' mud puddle, it's just second nature to strip down to our britches, grab our favorite girl and take a running dive in. Afterward, we'll be honored with the gold medal while the radio in some feller's truck plays "Dixie."